Help Wanted: Irresistible Job Offers

Published on 11/27/2008 under Funny Signs - 219,846 views
TAGS: Funny Job Offers, Help Wanted

Now this must have been a fullfilling job

It will crush your dreams, but you get free sandwiches!

"Salad Tossers"... that dirty mind of yours

Pretty clever actually!

At least they are honest

This is how you make a career decision

"Wanted: Great tits"... don't we all?

		Hilarious job ad by Kristen Laurissa on 4/16/2011 0 votes Is a free drug place !!! If you no have what we looking for please don't not apply. (Source)

		Wendy's: Now Hiring by cutepiku on 10/28/2010 3 votes At my work a couple of years back.. one letter falls, and it's an instant classic.

		Subway - correction correction by Barbara Gordon on 12/9/2009 0 votes Both of the subways I used to work at (one this past fall) still gave you free subs (6 inch for 4 ho(...)

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